loliconprince:

I WAS WATHCING PORN AND MY MOM CAME I N MY ROOM WITHOUT KNOCKING SO I SWITCHED TABS TO THIS FUCKING IMAGE AND I STARTED LAUGHING SO HARD I HIT MY TESTICLES AND I STARTED CRYING AND MY MOM DIDNT EVEN SAY ANYTHING SHE JUST LEFT

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officialunitedstates:

"What does the chef recommend?"

"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"

whitebeltwriter:

leslieknope-s:

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moontouched-moogle:

kakerukurosawa:

goddamn it

spontaneous erections are so damn annoying

There’s only one solution.

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saltykun:

holy fuck

When you get fly as fuck and ya plans get canceled